So tonight I get a call at home, the first line being
Marketing parasite: "can I speak to the homeowner who is between 20 and....."
Me(in the friendliest and most genuine voice I can muster): Sure, that's me. Can I just put you on hold for a sec...
[put phone on speaker, check the time, carry on doing what I was doing and wait for the phone to start beeping]
This took a whopping 5 minutes, 20 seconds. Well done marketing scumbag. Looking forward to the next one


